兩岸發生戰爭前夕,習近平、蔡英文應該先各自向對方的國民問這個問題?

看看國民會怎麼說?




1912年,德国皇帝德皇威廉二世(Kaiser Wilhelm II)访问瑞士。






正如我们大多数人所知,当时他正非常准备发动大战(后来称为第一次世界大战)。因此,他决定和瑞士军队开点玩笑。瑞士联邦当时的军队非常小,但人口中却有很多步枪手。






他问道:"如果德国以50万军队进攻,25万强的瑞士军队会怎么做?"




士兵们回答说:"打两枪就回家"。


On the eve of war between the two sides of the Taiwan Strait, Xi Jinping and Tsai Ing-wen should each ask this question to the citizens of the other side first.

Let's see what the citizens will say.




In 1912, Kaiser Wilhelm II, the German emperor, visited Switzerland.






As most of us know, he was very much preparing to start the Great War (later known as World War I). Therefore, he decided to have a little fun with the Swiss army. The Swiss Confederation had a very small army at the time, but the population was full of riflemen.






He asked, "What would the 250,000 strong Swiss army do if Germany attacked with 500,000 troops?"




The soldiers replied, "Shoot twice and go home."

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真希望習近平準備發動統一戰爭時,先來台灣問這個問題!


1912年,德国皇帝德皇威廉二世(Kaiser Wilhelm II)访问瑞士。



正如我们大多数人所知,当时他正非常准备发动大战(后来称为第一次世界大战)。因此,他决定和瑞士军队开点玩笑。瑞士联邦当时的军队非常小,但人口中却有很多步枪手。



他问道:"如果德国以50万军队进攻,25万强的瑞士军队会怎么做?"


士兵们回答说:"打两枪就回家"。我不知道你怎么想,但我认为这很野蛮。


In 1912, Kaiser Wilhelm II, German emperor, visited Switzerland.



As most of us know, he was very much preparing to wage the Great War (later called World War I) at that time. So, he decided to joke a bit with the Swiss Army. The Swiss Confederacy had a very tiny military back then but a populace of riflemen.



He asked, “What will the 250,000 strong Swiss Army do if Germany attacks with 500,000 troops?”


The soldiers replied, “Shoot twice and go home.” I don't know about you but I think that is pretty savage.

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